Morty

Morty is the bartender and proprietor of The Piss Bucket, the first pub in Cardinia that would willingly serve Cooper, owing to his half-orc nature. Morty had no fear of serving a half-orc owing to his being a minotaur and as such, regards all other creatures except other minotaurs beneath consideration for potential trouble.

Critical Failures II
When the Failures, consisting of Tim, Katherine, Cooper, Dave, Chaz and Julian at this point, entered Cardinia they find it difficult to locate a pub that was willing to serve Cooper. The Failures assumed this was due to his intimidating manner, rather than his disgusting aura (though either might well be the case). Eventually the Failures found their way to The Piss Bucket where Morty tended bar, in addition to owning the premises.

Dave's interactions with Morty lead to his becoming acquainted with Jorn, an alluring dwarven woman, and through her Stonepiss, an alluring dwarven drink. Shortly after these introductions Morty noticed Julian casting a Ray of Frost to cool Cooper's beer.

Though Morty agreed that the cold beer was refreshing he decided to enforce his zero tolerance policy towards magic use in The Piss Bucket. Morty hauled the Four Failures out the front door and tossed them into the dirt of street. Soon he came back outside to explain his positioning, any magic use could lead to his bar being destroyed, he sent the Four off with some advice and minus a crossbow that he kept in payment.

Later that night Morty aided Milard in loading Chaz and Katherine into Milard's carriage and sending them on their way. When asked about the why he sent Jorn to the Whore's Head Inn, he explained that he had made a mistake and thought that was who Dave was referring. Eventually Morty told Tim about Katherine going off with Millard and gave Tim her belongings that had been left behind as well as Butterbean.

Critical Failures V
Morty allowed Tim, Katerine, Butterbean and Tanner to work at The Piss Bucket for room and board.